2008

Oblivious

I got on the wrong train yesterday. Something in my brain must have shorted out. I looked up,...

Please 'splain

I keep thinking that if I read things about the collider real slow and squint and maybe even sweat a...

let me tell you about my morning banana

if the fruit cart guy gives you a banana discount in the morning because you are a repeat customer...

Thanks, new job

I never wanted to be that douchebag that shows defensive palms and says “I didn’t make...

TV is so dumb

“Accelerated production schedule” was not a phrase that came up when they called me for...

Tumblr-ing from work

Holy crap I have a desk.

More flies than a dumpyard

Somebody please solve our housefly problem. I found a pair of them having relations on our bathroom...

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