Planet J9

Oblivious

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:39:04 -0400

I got on the wrong train yesterday. Something in my brain must have shorted out. I looked up, thought “that’s not my train,” looked back down, and stepped right through the doors. I was halfway to Bay Ridge before I figured it out.

In related news, A Confederacy of Dunces is the best thing I’ve read in quite a while.

Please 'splain

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 00:17:59 -0400

I keep thinking that if I read things about the collider real slow and squint and maybe even sweat a little, maybe I’ll start to understand. Then again I didn’t do so hot in my “physics for dumbasses’ class six years ago, so I don’t think there’s much hope that I’ll ever comprehend the thing.

Crossing my fingers for strangelets, either way.

let me tell you about my morning banana

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:50:53 -0400

if the fruit cart guy gives you a banana discount in the morning because you are a repeat customer then it may be a sign that you are eating too many bananas

these extra nickels make my pockets look fat

Thanks, new job

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 09:22:00 -0400

I never wanted to be that douchebag that shows defensive palms and says “I didn’t make the rules.” But now, I am that douchebag.

TV is so dumb

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:23:15 -0400

“Accelerated production schedule” was not a phrase that came up when they called me for this job.

Tumblr-ing from work

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:21:44 -0400

Holy crap I have a desk.

More flies than a dumpyard

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:39:44 -0400

Somebody please solve our housefly problem. I found a pair of them having relations on our bathroom sink this morning.

Preferable solutions do not include hanging flypaper.

Mazapán.se - You Have To Burn The Rope

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:43:59 -0400

Mazapán.se - You Have To Burn The Rope: It is a video game and it is awesome.